How to find a Common Man or something
I remember Ojha Sir of Vajiram used
to say in class, ‘Do you know how to recognize common men? Just ask them the
solutions of the most impending problems of India. They will have the same
answer. How to solve Kashmir? Send Army and kill all. How to tackle Maoists?
Send Army and kill all. How to check growing militancy in North-East? Send Army
and kill all. How to deal with Pakistan? Send Army and kill all.’
And then he used to pause, and
announce little dramatically, ‘And when you find them, just do not debate.
Because you cannot win. Just nod and leave.’
Whole class laughed. They liked
it, because they knew it was true. Or, as it was an IAS preparation class,
power-dreamy students pretended to understand with their temporary open-minds. Whatever.
Surfing Facebook is fun, because
only here people can’t pretend for long. You open a person’s profile, don’t go
for the ‘About’ section, rather look into his/her sharing patterns, you
definitely get a hold of that person’s inside. And interestingly there, I found
Ojha sir’s observation was perfectly applicable too.
Some guys continually share posts
worshipping military, and how military is the only savior of this ill-fated country;
whereas some others brilliantly associate military with religion and postulate
the solutions, which are perfect to have a glorified India, ‘again’. Some go
beyond that. They demand military should spill blood of those, who according to
them are not suitable to live in this sacred country. They term them Traitors. And
I know from Ojha sir’s teaching, these are those ‘common men’, who have only
and only one solution, and like the frog in a well, you cannot debate them.
India is the only sane country in
an insane neighborhood because it’s people, specially military believes
democracy and worships peace rather than violence, which is weirdly the trait
of its blind ‘Bhakts’. I never saw an Army-man throwing venomous hatred towards
their critics or civilians or anyone, who dissent them. My trust on them
restores everytime I watch the sheer restraints practiced by them, despite the
mad provocations all around. They are doing their jobs like others; farmers,
teachers, engineers, bureaucrats, doctors, writers etc. Attaching extra
nationalism to Military, will eventually blind them to distrust civilians and
critics and then the unthinkable can happen. India will become another Pakistan
or Burma.
But you can’t debate with ‘common
men’. Sorry! Uncommon men. So better be silent.
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